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Ok “Pervy Clinique” killed me

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Headline. OMG. I have to read, but the amount of times I mention to beauty brands they should think about the “3-step cleaning” that clinique had. huge driver of revenue and impressive marketing around this early bundle.

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Thanks for reading! A Q: Do you mean you pitch the 3-step system as a thing brands should adopt?

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I mention all the time because of the hook it had on driving behavior. I know so many teens that the Clinique 3 step was their entry into a brand. It is a fabulous way to introduce your line to new customers. Make it easy to figure out what the first product is they should try.

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Clinique is so rarely even in my sight line these days - it’s as though it doesn’t exist. They set about chasing future customers and in doing so lost a lot of their die-hard, loyal customers (i.e. midlife +) so now they’re just in the massive TikTok melting pot of beauty brands vying for space. Fantastic feature 🙌

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Thank you for reading! And I agree — so many heritage brands, many of which just happen to be Lauder brands, aren’t speaking to our generation. That feels like a huge miss.

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It IS a huge miss :-)

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This makes me feel simultaneously seen and shamed.

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No shame in being the strong friend!

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I realized I *am* Clinique, reading this while drinking out of my Stanley and wondering if I should bite the bullet on an Owala (two years too late).

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Ha! That’s VERY on the nose. Thanks for reading! ❤️

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This was so interesting - a little sad they’re leaving Sephora. I actually love their eye cream.

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Thanks for reading! I don’t think it’s a bad thing — Sephora isn’t the right place for every brand, though they would have us all believe otherwise.

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Getting rid of the iconic hard green swirly plastic cases was the beginning the end for Clinique. And Estée Lauder changing ANR recipe was crazy.

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YES. The brand made some curious pivots, didn't it? Thanks for reading!

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Ah I still remember the first time I found Clinique at 13 in a Paris drugstore. The 3-step routine felt so elegant and simple. They fell off my radar around 2015 when glossier made such a firm grip on young women’s beauty routines.

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So many people have a 3-step story/memory. It was sticky for its day! Thanks for reading.

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God, I’m still mad Clinique got rid of their chubby eye sticks. Their replacement is hard to find and allegedly sucks.

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Ohhhh I forgot about those. Thanks for reading!

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Clinique is the first non-drugstore brand that I used as a 20-something. It wasn’t complicated and intimidating. I started with the 3 steps, flirted with turnaround cream (which I went looking for recently and didn’t find) and embraced the sunscreens. I was also a sucker for the gifts with purchase. I still use CityBlock, the precursor to BB cream. Going down memory lane like this reminds me how innovative they used to be.

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Thanks for reading! Clinique always had a good GWP game.

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Loved this! Jazz is Paris used to blast from my first Williamsburg apt on vinyl. Thank you for reminding me. I have never been a fan of Clinique but do love the black honey and enjoyed reading this 100,000%

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Iconic!

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Thank you for reading and also for having that on vinyl. So cool.

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Oh I wish I still did. It’s probably been picked up long ago on N5th st…I was young and didn’t realize the sentimental value of things like I do now. I do have my late father’s record collection which is insane lots of Mountain( a very underrated 60’s/70’s band) with Leslie West. Nantucket Sleighride and Mississippi Queen are sooooooooo good.

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I’m laughing because all my face tolerates is Clinique. Face wash, moisturizer, and foundation. LOL

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But no doubt a great read!

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Thank you! (The products are solid. It’s the vibes that are off.)

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I laughed out loud when I clicked on “identity crisis”. Bravo. Also, I have to know, what are the Monoprix lip balms?! I’m in Monoprix every couple of days and I’m so curious which ones people think are exciting!

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Thanks for reading! I’ll be lurking around various Monoprix over the next few days and will report back!

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Please do! I just discovered you guys today and I’m obsessed – the name of the newsletter for starters, the Slowdive recs, the writing. I’m here for all of it and feel like it’s here for people like me (Gen X by the skin of my teeth and rhe cultural referees feel like home).

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OMG you like Slowdive? You are one of us!!

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Love them! Star Roving is probably in my all-time top 10.

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(References! Excuse the typos, I hate the lack of edit function on here so much)

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Stopppp it! Did we just become best friends???

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I think we did!

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wow, yes 😂

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Not me opening my hall closet to gaze on a quart bag of all the Monoprix lip balms, and I do mean all.

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Yesssss the dream ❤️

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Amazing headline

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Hahah thank you 🤣

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